Thursday, October 05, 2006

20 Dalils Why Dr M is a Real Malaysian Hero

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1. Whenever Dr M has an idea, an electro-magnetic pulse is discharged from his head, damaging all electronic devices within a 100km radius.

2. Dr M’s right hand is also his left hand.

3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless it’s Dr M. In that case, you’re on your own, sucka.

4. Dr M’s bush-jackets are made from real bush.

5. Dr M once went to hell. He managed to get elected as Prime Minister and organize enough funds to put out the fires and air-condition the damn place.

6. Dr M’s brain can be seen from outer space.

7. Dr M uses Cerebro as a pocket calculator.

8. Every night, Dr M smoothes out the wrinkles on his brain with a National iron set at ‘linen’.

9. Dr M once ‘out-spreadsheet’ Microsoft Excel.

10. When Dr M goes on a war of words, the casualty list would be equal to the first and second world wars.

11. Dr M never curses. If he did, a 1000-megaton thermonuclear explosion would happen.

12. David Blaine once performed his famous levitation trick in front of Dr M. Unimpressed, Dr M bought David Blaine, tied him to a string, and used him as a balloon for his granddaughter’s birthday party.

13. Dr M once had a headache. He went into a room and everybody’s head exploded.

14. Tornadoes happen when Dr M tries a new tongue twister.

15. Dr M uses only 0.05% of his brain. Any more than that, and another Big Bang would happen.

16. Dr M’s mouth is classified by CIA operatives as a weapon of mass destruction. NASA calls it a ‘World Killer’.

17. Dr M beats Gary Kasparov in chess with a single move – King to your ass.

18. Getting into a debate with Dr M is considered by all insurance companies as suicide. The man himself is classified as an ‘act of God’.

19. Dr M can combine to form Voltron.

20. Before Dr M got through with them, My Little Pony was called My Big Ass Dinosaurs.


blossom said...

So with this i assume u are supporter of Pak Lah? :)

Pak Tuo said...

Salam dear,

who me Blossom...well I always remind me of Surah An Nisa ayat 58/59 dear.

Thanks for dropping bye.Selamat Berpuasa.Warmest regards to hubby and kids.


Yours Truly @ TrioMommy said...

salaam Pak Tuo,

thank you for visiting and commenting on my blog. ader sket keliru - awak taruk, "bro" kat blog kita, tapi kan kita sebenarnya seorang "sis". =)

my ayah orang johor, staying in Permas Jaya. dia ketua cawangan UMNO at his estate and always ulang-alik conference at KL or langkawi, mana2 je lah yang mika2 organize.

salam kenal2.


Pak Tuo said...

Salam YT,

alamak so so sorry for the gender mishap.

Thanks for droping bye.

Me knows nothing about any meeting.
Last in my wishing list is to be a B.H.E.S.(big head empty stomach)

Peace, loving and caring.


Selamat Berpuasa to you too.