Friday, February 27, 2009

Have a guess, whose's coming for dinner?

1&2.Off Course its the late King Raggae Sir Bob Marley O.B.E
3.Sir Mick Jagger O.B.E
4.Larry Carlton the original 'Crusaders' with Bob James
5.Sir Keith Richard O.B.E
6.Sir Charlie Watts O.B.E
7.Ron Wood of The Rolling Stones
8.Mestro Early Klugh
9.Jeff Beck the original YardBirds with Clapton and John Mayall
10.E.C Was Here 'try the 'I Got Rambling' on the LP'terantuk Blues.
11.Yes...Old CowBoys 'The Eagles'
12.Don Hendley berdiri bulu roman beb,his voice on 'Take It To the Limit'
13.Grand Master Burning Spear
14.Poet Song Writer Tom Waits
15.Yes the lover Boy,Jackson Browne 'Rosie you alright'
16.'Shut Up and play your guitar' Mestro Frank Zappa.
17.Good old Hippy Johnny Winter 'Take One Step At a Time'
18.Off course mio amore Senor Carlos Santana.

I guess I'm catching up with the time,but as BB King said 'The Thrill has gone'

Friday, February 20, 2009

Moga Allah Memberkati Pertalian Kasih Mu



My dear Aida & Aidil,

Apa tanda hari nak petang,
Anak merbah terciap-ciap,
Apa tanda cinta nak datang,
Darah didada girap-gemirap.

Sembah takzim pembuka diri,
Tegahnya adat tamaddun berzaman,
Selamat menjalani Putri sehari,
Moga Allah berkati sepanjang perjalanan.

Ikan keli masak lemak,
Ikan sembilang digoreng lada,
Pesan emak kepada anak,
kalau tidur mesti waspada.

Pukul satu makan,
Pukul dua tidur,
Kalau dua-dua dah berkenaan,
Tak siapa pun boleh masok campur

Malam-malam dengar suling,
Suling merdu dari bambu,
Kalau nak kena pusing-pusing
Bila pusing makin jambu

Lagu reggea memang sedap,
Sedap lagi Melayu Asli,
Kalau ada yang menggendap,
Katakan saja 'For Private Viewing Only'.

Selamat Menjalani Kehidupan Yang Sebenar.

'Man is the General, Women is the Major,
Hubby make General decision and Wife makes The Major Decision'


Tahniah.

Mohd Aidil dan Cpt.(Dr)Nur Aida

Love,

Pak Lang & Mak Lang

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Al-Fatiha Papa Pok Teh Mohd Idris Hj.Abdullah

A man with highest man of principle,absolute trustworthly gentleman and firm in executing duties.

That is Pok Teh,ibu's younger brother,passed away at a ripe age of 70,on Monday 2th.Febuary 2009 at 12.30noon.
Papa has been staying with ibu since apak pass away 5 years ago.
Extreamly fond of all his sisters,Mak Nyah,Ibu and ibu Chik.
Remain a bachelor till death.As faith has taken it toll,his sudden death was a surprise to all of us in the family.

It was a long week-end hols due to Hari Wilayah Persekutuan.Most of my aunt and uncle came back to Malacca.All have a weekend home in Melaka,thus,that very Monday all of us was having breakfast together at a local stall and depart back to KL after breakfast.
He was his usual self,nothing strange shown.
Always with his cup of Milo and Roti Canai and his medication prescripe after breakfast.
However,he decided to finish a full plate of Kueh Teiow Gorang that wonderful morning together with Ibu Chik,Bak,Emi and family.plus Ibu.
It was a long depart breakfast table and his last.

We depart for KL,arriving Bangi,ibu call informing of the death.
Innalillahhirajiuun.
Turn back for Melaka right away.

Papa Pok Teh,was with the Singapore Police Force in late 50's.
A rank and file officer.The youngest Sargeant ever been promoted to the post and later absorbed to the Inspector and upon medical board retirement recommendation he was an ASP with the Singapore Police Force.
Retired on medical board recommendation in 1970.
I was disciplined brought up by him at home.
A stern teacher.
An English master,which of course shows his mark in his writing.
Love his nephews and neices like his own children.

Papa's credential indeed a colorful one.
It was from him I tasted my first rotan.
My very first lesson of the Penal Code and question of law.
He would narrate to me the Penal Code and the Criminal Procedure Code in a very precision and detail.
I was merely in my secoundary school days back in the 70's listening his oral narration of Singapore Internal Affairs.
The bricking between Malaysia and Singapore.
The sweeping of Singapore kongsi Gelap in the 60's.
The political espoinage.
Off course he was a S.B with the Singapore Police and answerable only to'THE BOSS'.

The story of General Albar,T.S Pak Samad,Ahmad Bostaman,Azahari etc.etc.
It was told on first account to me.
Knowing Papa Pok Teh,his seriousness and no nonsense approach I am assure the stories relate to me were real and indeed a first hand historical dvelopment of post Malaya political history.
Time given,Insyallah,I will document it in Memoir Note of the 'Unsung Hero Tales from the South'

He was a Law lecturer at the Singapore Police Training School.
He was so good at law and was recommanded by the Attoney General at the time,the late Almarhum Tan Sri Ahmad Ibrahim to be a lecture on Criminal Law at the University Malaya in Singapore but was turn down by the Dean of the Faculty because Papa Pok Teh do not have a law degree.

For being a P.O for the crown,his examplary service was noted by then the High Court Judge an later the Chief Justice for Singapore Rt.Hon.Wee Chong Jin with a gold coin which he proudly shows me when I was still a wee lad.

Running after gangsters in Singapore then was a real high profile drama.
The street cleaning of Singapore against graft is well noted in the 60's.
The gruelsome murder photos was shown to me when I was a wee lad and it was real dramatic murders.
As a college of his I meet in Mekah while performing my haj told me,
'...no body could escape from Idris cross examine introgation and I mean terror introgation'.

His articulate legal writing still stands today.
His neatness in dressing up, represent of the old school of 'The Officer and a Gentleman'.Not even a foul word would come from him even when he is extreamly angry.

They never groom those types of ole'good esquire any more.
He died a simple man,well taken cared by The Family,leaving behind his Pension book,a packet of Gudang Garam Mild,medication prescript, and a set of Britainica Encyclopiedia,read it cover to cover.

Al.Fatiha.Papa Pok Teh Mohd Idris Hj.Abdullah.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Learn A Word A DAY


Ayat yang akan kita pelajari hari ini adalah 'MAIN'
sebutannya

...m a ' i n
perkataan seerti dengan nya ialah senda.
dalam Bahasa Inggeris ialah 'play'

Constructive Ayat :

1.Ahmad main kayu tiga

terjemahan nya

Ahmad play three stick.

2.En.Singh bermain-main.

terjemahannay:Mr.Singh play-play

3.Raju kena main.

terjemahannya: Raju was played atau Raju is f..k.

4.Mari kita main pondok-pondok?
terjemahannya: Lets play house-house?

5.Jangan main-main sama saya!
terjemahannya: Dont play-play with me.

oiii..what name?
whose name?
who give name?
since when you got name?
name the game?
what play?
who play where?,front or back?
when play?
why play?

kak.........kah.......

Ada betul tak tada betul.....!
Kalau betul cakap betul betul..
Apa main belakang.
Siapa belakang taruk?

up-dates
Political Satire.

Karpal is a cow milk seller(susu lembu).. Anwar promised to extend his business, by playing with Karpal cows and Karpal's competitor's cow. Now, Anwar couldn't bring any more cows, and 1 of Karpal's cow ran away because it didn't like being fucked from behind by Anwar.. so, the cowman got angry, and asked the backsideman to buzz off.

Then, Anwar went to the mamak cendol(KJ) and complain. The mamak cendol actually sent Anwar to the cowman because he wanted uninterrupted supply of milk(power) for his cendol business.

The cendolman then employed his thugs(pemuda UMNO) to call for the end of Karpal business(UMNO Youth calls for the end of Karpal's citizenship).. so, we will all see what happens next.

As for the Susu Lembu seller and the Kings dispute, that one from the old times... old story, it has nothing to do with the backside man and the Mamak Cendol.

kah....kah........kah.....Pub Jokes

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Merafak Sembah Menjunjung Kasih Tuanku.

Merafak Sembah Menjunjung Kasih Tuanku,

Didalam penggulungan perintah Tuanku didalam kes

PENGARAH TANAH DAN GALIAN, WILAYAH PERSEKUTUAN V. SRI LEMPAH ENTERPRISE SDN BHD [CIVIL APPEAL NO. 94 OF 1978]
dan masih terpakai akan precedent tersebut hingga kini.

Ampun Tuanku,adapun tiada kesangsian akan taat setia patek yang hamba dina ini megutip akan inti pati hujah Tuanku yang amat-amat bernas itu.

'...unfettered discretion is a contradiction in terms...Every legal power must have legal limits,otherwise there is dictatorship...'

Ampun Tuanku,

kurang lebih begitulah kutipan daripada pengulunggan penghakiman Tuanku yang penoh berhemah lagi bijaksana.
Adapun hamba rakyat menjunjung kasih,janji taat setia yang tidak berbelah bagi terhadap Tuanku Paduka Sri.

Menjunjung Kasih Tuanku.

Ampun Tuanku.