Monday, February 09, 2009

Learn A Word A DAY


Ayat yang akan kita pelajari hari ini adalah 'MAIN'
sebutannya

...m a ' i n
perkataan seerti dengan nya ialah senda.
dalam Bahasa Inggeris ialah 'play'

Constructive Ayat :

1.Ahmad main kayu tiga

terjemahan nya

Ahmad play three stick.

2.En.Singh bermain-main.

terjemahannay:Mr.Singh play-play

3.Raju kena main.

terjemahannya: Raju was played atau Raju is f..k.

4.Mari kita main pondok-pondok?
terjemahannya: Lets play house-house?

5.Jangan main-main sama saya!
terjemahannya: Dont play-play with me.

oiii..what name?
whose name?
who give name?
since when you got name?
name the game?
what play?
who play where?,front or back?
when play?
why play?

kak.........kah.......

Ada betul tak tada betul.....!
Kalau betul cakap betul betul..
Apa main belakang.
Siapa belakang taruk?

up-dates
Political Satire.

Karpal is a cow milk seller(susu lembu).. Anwar promised to extend his business, by playing with Karpal cows and Karpal's competitor's cow. Now, Anwar couldn't bring any more cows, and 1 of Karpal's cow ran away because it didn't like being fucked from behind by Anwar.. so, the cowman got angry, and asked the backsideman to buzz off.

Then, Anwar went to the mamak cendol(KJ) and complain. The mamak cendol actually sent Anwar to the cowman because he wanted uninterrupted supply of milk(power) for his cendol business.

The cendolman then employed his thugs(pemuda UMNO) to call for the end of Karpal business(UMNO Youth calls for the end of Karpal's citizenship).. so, we will all see what happens next.

As for the Susu Lembu seller and the Kings dispute, that one from the old times... old story, it has nothing to do with the backside man and the Mamak Cendol.

kah....kah........kah.....Pub Jokes

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