Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Kak Wok - Pembantu Rumah Yang Setia


Kebelakangan ini acap kali kita disajikan dengan berita-berita mengerumkan mengenai pembantu rumah.Penderaan majikan terhadap perkerja asing mendapat publisiti meluas dimedia cetak kita malah adakala terlebih sensasi sehinggakan memecah minda kita akan kezaliman manusia terhadap manusia lain.Begitu juga kisah penderaan anak-anak majikan sewaktu majikan mereka melangkah keluar dari rumah untuk kekantor.
Seringkali teman-teman mengeloh akan susahnya untuk mendapat seorang pembantu rumah yang bersesuaian.
Malah ada juga teman yang bernasib baik yang mempunyai pembantu yang benar-benar tawaduk dan dapat menyesuaikan diiri sepenohnya dengan keluarga yang menyara mereka.Pembantu-pembantu tersebut bukan hanya dapat menjalankan tugas yang diharapkan daripada mereka tetapi mereka juga mampu memberikan bonus servis tambahan sambil tekun beribadat dan dapat mengajar mengaji QURAN kepada anak-anak majikan dan memberikan sepenoh kasih-sayang dan perhatian seumpama ibu-bapa jati kepada anak-anak tersebut sewaktu majikan tidak berada dirumah.

Problem ini merupakan masallah 'universal'.Kami walaupun tidak mempunyai anak kecil tetapi memerlukan pembantu yang dapat menemani ibu tua kami sewaktu semua seharian keluar mencari rezeki.Alhamdullilah,udah 3 tahun bersama,sekadar mampu mengurus hal rumah-tangga yang diamanahkan kepadanya.

Di awal tahun-tahun 60'an,kita tidak mempunyai pembantu yang diimport.
Penduduk Malaysia sebagai negara yang baru tersedar daripada cengkaman penjajah belum mampu mengimport pembantu dari luar.
Kita merupakan bekas pembantu rumah kepada 'Tuan-Tuan dan Mum-mum Setengah' .Sedih tapi benar.Kita diperkudakan oleh mereka.

Putaran ekonomi masih ditahap gear satu,walau bagaimana pun kesan daripada pendidikan awal kepada anak-anak pribumi,telah berjaya menujudkan suatu golongan 'Kelas Menengah Melayu Bandar'.
Mereka-mereka ini merupakan golongan 'pioneers' dalam segala bidang,seterusnya merupakan mentor kita dalam membina diri seterusnya berbakti demi 'Nation building'.

Golongan inilah pioneers di kawasan perumahan baru ditengah-tengah kota.
Persekitaran PJ old Town -Jln Othman,Jln Gasing,PJ Kawasan Kg.Tungku,Sect.14 merupakan penempatan bagi golongan pioneers pada waktu itu.Tahun-tahun 70'an,kawasan-kawasan baru ujud untuk anak-anak golongan pre dan post merdeka.
Penempatan baru saperti Kelana Jaya,Subang Jaya adalah by product 'ecomonic boom' DEB.
Maka,Tuan-puan baru yang berhijrah ke pusat bandaraya mememerlukan pembantu.
Awal 70'an Malaysia merupakan 'a nation of Clerks'.Tahun-tahun pertengahan 70'an,JPA melalui 'Operasi Isi Penoh' telah berjaya mengisi kurang lebih perbagai 30,000 jawatan 'rank and file' dalan masa 1 tahun.

Masallah pembantu kepada Tuan-Puan baru sudah ujud tika itu,maka jalan lintas untuk mengatasinya ialah memgimport saudara-mara perempuan yang pendidikan mereka sekadarnya,untuk membantu seisi keluarga.Tetapi dengan keujudan kilang-kilang yang mememerlukan tenaga kerja maka focus anak-anak saudara yang dibawa untuk membantu rumah tangga dikota bertukar.Tidak dapat dipersalahkan anak-anak yang dibawa ke kota kerana menumpang periok nasi saudara-saudara dikota sebagai pembantu rumah amat tercorot didalam resuma mereka.

Mereka ingin berdiri diatas kaki sendiri.Maka penhijarahan mereka sebagai pembantu dirumah saudara-saudara mereka waktu itu hanyalah 'transit point' sementara mendapat peluang berkerja dikilang-kilang spt. Texas Instrument,Motorola atau mana-mana kilang yang memerlukan pekerja dengan gaji dan kemudahan yang amat sederhaha.

Masallah ini tidak berlaku kepada ibu saudara saya yang bertugas sebagai Matron di GBKL sehingga bersara.Mereka suami- isteri bekerja sehingga pencen dan mempunyai 5 anak-anak yang sudah dewasa.Sehingga kini mereka mempunyai seorang pembantu yang berkhidmat sehingga akhir hayatnya.Masih tetap bersama mereka dari permulaan mereka mendirikan rumah tangga sehingga kini anak-anak yang dijaganya udah berrumah tangga dan mempunyai anak.

Kak Wok.merupakan anak yatim piatu sejak kecil, bersekolah hanya setakat Darjah 3 Sek.Melayu.Seingatan saya,Kak Wok sudah berada didalam keluarga semenjak saya belum bersekolah lagi.Dimana ibu saudara dan suaminya bertugas ia akan turut bersama.Kesemua anak-anaknya diasoh,dimanjakan dan diurus sebaik mungkin oleh Kak Wok sejak mereka dilahirkan.
Anak-anak ibu saudara saya tersebut kesemuanya telah berjaya dan telah pun mendirikan rumah tangga.

Kak Wok tidak pernah berkahwin dan tidak mempunyai ahli keluarga yang lain.Umurnya sekitar 60'an sekarang.Amat sedikit saya mengetahui tentang sejarah hidupnya.Tapi yang saya pasti, Kak Wok merupakan contoh terbaik dapat saya bandingkan dengan pembantu-pembantu sekarang.Dia bukan sahaja redha dengan tugannya sebagai pembantu rumah tetapi khidmat yang diberinya penoh dedikasi dan ikhlas.Bukan hanya itu malah dia redha akan segala tenaga yang diberinya kepada keluarga yg.membelanya.Bila ditanya akan kesihatanya kini,jawapan yang diberi amat mudah

'....sekiranya ajal saya sudah tiba,kebumikan saya bersebelahan dengan majikan saya.

Apa kah rahsia Kak Wok sehingga begitu akrab degan majikannya?
Jawapannya ikhlas seikhlas-ikhlasnya dengan apa-apa tugas dan amanah yang diberi oleh majikan kita.

'Hablum Minanas Hablum Minallah'

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Satay House - Almarhum Pak Jaffar Shawal


ole...Satay House.
My thought came rambling again after a retro visit to Jogja and Bandung last week.Have a personel survillence after the much publish cold shoulder given by some of our distant cousin dari seberang.
No issue in matter of fact.Traders welcome their distant cousins with open arms.
Pak Beca make a living with the guest volume.Tipping generously out of sympathy.Generous,yes we are to our much needed cousins.
Jogjakarta as hippish as ever and Bandung as trendiest as ever.
Its Paris Van Java and it sure does.

Adooooo !!!Sunda beauty dong !!!

I try to stay out of Jakarta.Indonesia is not Jakarta.
My network in Indo is good.
Good opportunities too.On that score,its the other side of the coin.

Again,I'm barking at the wrong tree,its not about Bandung or Bromo or Jogjakarta I wish to write about but about a man,a petit in size man,moustacho and very focus.
The quite Gentleman,I may say,a positive altitude with full vision on buisness.Aided or I would rather say together with his beloved wife,brave the storm and thunder on the battle field of Sussex Garden,Paddington,London W 1 till his last breath.

Pak Jaffar Shawal,arrive on shore of good ole England during the post 60's era.
Alone only on one mission,that is how could a Malay from Penang excel in buisness in the United Kingdom?
Rolling and tumbling leaving his beloved wife Aunty Zaharah,an I.O with our Police Force at home then.He succesed to open the very first Malay Restaurant in the middle of metropolis London,battling his buisness anchorman with guts and sheer determination.

The birth of Satay House serving the local dishes was an instant hit among the hungry student and Malaysian community population then.It serve as a joint,for us student far away from mother land and mother's cooking.For those who have,its the place to water down their tummy with The Nasi Kandar Uncle's Special and to those whom do not have like me serve as a place where extra pocket money comes in handy serving as a waiter or kitchen helper,helping Uncle,the main Chef and Mummy Zaharah in the kitchen either in summer or me all year round as a part time waiter.

It was winter 1980,I first work part time as a waiter at the Satay House.
Pak Jaffar and mummy (as I call Aunty Zaharah,together with the young one,Onn and Harun and Liza and Ikram the present Satay House chef was still in their infant.
The three Onn,Harun and Lisa was well train by both Bapak(as I call Arwah Pak Jaffar)and Mummy Zaharah,especially Liza the only daughter was taught from the very tender age of table arrangement and where folk,knife and spoon and napkins suppose to be set.Liza is the most focus as far as I could recall.
I remembered well,at her tender age,she taught me to knot the paper napkins,neatly folded shape like a fan.A serious little gal then.

The restaurant open its doors at 12noon for lunch time and last order at 2.30pm,opens its door again at 6pm till the last order at 10.30.
I work in the evening.I have to catch the last train at 11pm to Balham via Bakerloo line at Edgware Road tube station changing for Northern Line at Elephant & Castle.
Missing the last train means I have to take the Red Arrow Nite bus at Trafalga Square.

Kitchen staff then was Uncle Jalil,as I call him 'Unkelek',for what reason I dont know,an Indian Muslim origin.A long service staff and the first chef of Satay House.His curry mutton and rendang a class of his own.You find your hands licking after his curry,especially in winter.The sambal belacan and his curry goes together well to keep the hungry tummy and body warm especially in winter.

Asisting him then was an Indonesian immigrant but left after a few months and a few of my buddies whom work part-time during the long summer break earning jes to save up for a new set of Hi-Fi.
Kitchen staff keep changing.Kitchen staff pinching was normal then as between 1982 onward after the success of Satay House being the pioneer Malay Restaurant in the middle of west end,strings of so call Malaysian Restaurant sprang up through out the Soho up till Swiss Cottage/Hempstead Heath area,with various variation of curry and rendang.
Suddenly,the Malaysian population and Mat Salleh's has lots of Malaysian Restaurant as a choise.
It was Pak Jaffar anchorman and vision that make the Malaysian cuisine be known in the West End.He steps in at the right time with sheer hard work and determination.

Together with mummy Zaharah,the combination works well.
Mummy Zaharah , she's a hardworking,persistent strong lady.It must be tHe regimentation grooming in the force which make her one.
Working round the clock non stop.
I remember,the Malaysian economic boom in 1984-85 well.
Her porcelain rose buisness was blooming.There was porceline roses everywhere in her petit flat above the Satay House,where the family retire after closing time.
Small and charm but beautiful.I reckon that was the order of the day then.

I was waitering Satay House table before Satay House was renovated.
The cellar downstairs was converted into sitting of 10 extra table.
Up stairs,orginally it could only accomodate 10 tables only.
A sardine pack on buzy week-end,serving regulars mainly from the rich Brunei scholars then.
Harun and Onn was still at primary schooling age,not much aid they could give to their persisten,determine loving parents then.
Mummy Zaharah was heavy pregneant with Ikhram.
The operation of the restaurant was a team work effort.
The team at times was crumbbling due to staff pinching or untrain staff.

Uncle Jalil,the head Chef was having visa problem with the immigration authority.
At a stage,I could feel mummy Zaharah and Pak Jaffar was having tremendous pressure from the operation of the restaurant then.
High number of staff leaving in short notice was normal.
Mummy was force to be in the kitchen after delivery of Ikhram to see the operation goes through,no matter how,the doors remains open to the regulars 7 days a week to see the OD they have taken on the Restaurant renovation goes through without a pinch.

Allah with the persistent and the determination.
Allah the all hearing and are with the strong,the brave such as the one Almarhum Pak Jaffar and Mummy Zaharah.
The Satay House still stands tall among the listing of Malaysian Restaurant in the West End today.

To Liza and Ikhram,the present caretaker and the operator of the Satay House,this is what I have to say:

'Mana-mana organisasi yang dapat bertahan melebihi 30 tahun,ianya layak memerima anugerah Kahzanah Bangsa dan Negara,kerana Restaurant Tuan telah dapat meyakinkan kepada dunia bahawa "Tak Akan Melayu Hilang Didunia"


Al.Fatiha.

Tuan Jaffar Shawal
Pengasas Restaurant Melayu Pertama Di United Kindgom "The Satay House"

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Ayah Ku Kawin Lagi - Ayah Ku Pegi Aji.



It was over 40 years ago ayah decided to remarry again ending his single father status.Remember well the happy go lucky single father bringing up 3 tots children single handedly with a mere Risda clerk pay base on Suffian Report pay scheme.
Its something between $180 a month,I think.

Me,being the eldest to two other sisters was groom with no branded jeans except tailored made long pants by the perfect work of Hj.Manaf of 'AZAM TAILOR' and white shirts from Bee Loon ready made and the shops still at it presence humble beginning site at Lorong Bukit Cina but has expanded over the years all over the country mega mall.
Hj.Manaf has been my tailor since my wee lad days.
My first tailored suit for my England trip was hand made by 'Hj.Manaf The Tailor'.
Attire ethique was strictly observed by ayah.
Hair cream and body talcum powder a must.Off Raya morning with smartly polish Bata shoes goes along well with Hj.Manaf tailored trouses and the white shirt being reused again as my school shirt after Raya.

Suddenly,after joyeous yearly routine on Raya's with ayah,the daily bath personally by him in the morning before off to school,the morning dressing up,the dinner together with my single father stops abruptly and out off a sudden.
Ayah no longer at home with us.
We have to mend life to school all by ourself.
I was too young to understand why ayah left us suddenly.
However,ayah is always there sending us off to school in the morning and evening he will drop by after his daily dose of tennis game at the Bukit Baru Tennis Club but he no longer at home, reading the newspaper while we finishes our school home work.
His personnel home tution given to me on my weak subject also stop.

I was totally lost.
Seeing ayah morning and evening but he is not at home while we were asleep as he used to at night kept a 10 year lad puzzle,keeping together a 7 and 5 years sister together is another sodding tale.
Remember well,the day I confront him asking him why is he no longer with us at home.It was not a riddle but a straight question from a 10 year old lad

'......ayah,....ayah kahwin lagi ya!!!!!!!!!!

He was stunn by the question.
He didnt answer the question.
I presumed the answer was 'Yes',suddenly the pearl drops without invitation.

The rest was history.


xxxxxxxxxxxxx


May 2009 - 7 am

My usual wake up call at 6.30 am.
Normal morning routine procedure like any other morning.Nothing unusual.
Suddenly a call came in at 7am.It was ayah's voice.

I must say,very-very-very-very very rare and unusual for ayah to call his 3 children.Not only to me but both my sisters as well.
Not at 7 am.From my past experience,call that early only an emergency informing death of imediate members of the family.

I remembered his no normal greeting over the phone.
Not a commanding voice and ayah has never been a commanding father.
His advise to children will always begin with a field trip for Rojak and Satay Wak Temu with big glasses of Air Temu to go with ,right up front facing the famous 'A Famosa'.

After eating,straight into the car.
We will be in his old white VW bettle for his prep talk,park some where along,the Famosa or the front sea-side ,me glaring at the open sea of Strait of Malacca,somewhere over there is Sumatra.

My performance,my behavouir,my grade etc.etc.The normal fatherly advise.
Never ever my beloved father cane or shouted at me or shunn or humilate me in public despite me a mischievious lad myself.

Never Ever.

The phone call from ayah that morning stun me.Straight to the point informing me.

'.....'Will.....aku nak pegi Aji tahun ni.'

I was stun !!! the request coming from ayah.
I wanted to sujud sadah right away.

My simple answer was'.....ayah jangan kuatir...biar Mie uruskan.
Right away I was at Tabung Haji HQ,Ampang as the first customer of the day enquiring for my ayah haj trip.Deposited the required amount and total amount which we pool together to see ayah's trip to Haj.this year.

Waiting patiently over the month,the reply from TH management for his application status.Mind you,ayah does not even have a Tabung Haji account and we have to open one for him.Knowing fully well,ayah clerk pay package are all spend on his schooling age children,even though we do not live under one roof together.
All his children needs are well look after and care for.


Monday 28th Sept.2009 bersamaan 7 Shyawal.

Tabung Haji reply :
En.Jalius penerbangan Haji Tuan ialah pada 1 hb.Nov.2009.
Sila laporkan diri di Komplex Tabung Haji Kerana Jaya pada pukul 9 pagi.


I did the sujud saadah after reading the confirmation letter.

Terima Kasih Ya.Allah.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Akhir Sebuah Impian - Simply Classic




Well check up the whole film in youtube as well



Klassik.......seni itu milik semua.
Bukan milik persendirian.
Kami hargai interlectual property,daya creativitas dan kesempurnaan pembikinan.
Kami kagum
.

It was 30 overs years I saw this classic film by Almarhum Benyamin S,late Broery Marantika and Emilia Countessa.Man....the Savoy cinema was pack full for the whole month.The music by Favariote Group remain evergreen. Simply classic for a Form 2 boys then. TV programme was still at it infancy. Love Farok Afero acting always the baddies character.His punch line ' jangan kau minta ubatnya dari aku !!! when his son Broery met an accident which causes Emelia blind.A nostalgic rerun for those in the fities.Those era of 'Casablanca' sort of movie.

Memory dulu kembali lagi
DiHari lebaran Adil Fitri
Bermaafan bersama kita sudahi
Syukur dan Rahmat moga dilimpahi.

To All dear friends bloggers and non bloggers.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA ADIL FITRI.Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

My Mate Bangkai was Rob !!!!!



My mate Bangkai was rob today at Arab-Malaysian ATM Kelana Jaya.Some Raya's money for his poor schooling children.
Over the phone,he explain 2 Mamat 'ARAB' after giving the salam grap the money while he was about to cash into the machine.

What !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a foreigner and worst an 'ARAB'!!!!!! in the bless month of Ramadan and on the eve of Lailatul Qadar !!!!!!!!!

oiiiiiiiiiii.................you f................king Arabs !!! get out of Malaysia.

Its about time to kick foreigners out of Malaysia !!!! I mean it.
A couple of days ago a few house on my row was rob in broad day light.

'Get the Wogs out of Malaysia' !!!!!!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Sagalo Nan Ado........Indak Maleh Urang Awak.

AKU

Kalau sampai waktuku
Ku mau tak seorang kan merayu
Tidak juga kau
Tak perlu sedu sedan itu
Aku ini binatang jalang Dari kumpulannya terbuang
Biar peluru menembus kulitku
Aku tetap meradang menerjang Luka dan bisa kubawa berlari
Berlari Hingga hilang pedih peri
Dan aku akan lebih tidak perduli
Aku mau hidup seribu tahun lagi



Chairil Anwar (Maret 1943)

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Salam Ramadan

Demi Nusa,
Demi Negara,
Pasti kau dan aku sebati.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Yasmin -The Ledgendary Story Teller.Al-Fatiha


It was Nov.2005 when I first starts blogging,after been persuaded by my mate Boe,he was blogging under Ricky's Cafe then.
It was the early blogging era,much to my amusement,the stories written in the blog then,were innocent.
I am not a sopo fan thus,my visit to those sopores are limited.
I dont discuss or rather stayed away from those 'me know all the problems in Malaysia blog' nothing amazed me with what was written on the wall.


It is a fact yasminthestoryteller.blogspot.com was my first blog I followed with Boe's persuasion.
Her words were simple.
A very knowledgeable and a profound blog.
It discuss mainly on her work on films and adverts in progress.
She's jotted down to a precise detail,ample enough for a person like me with no knowledge of the film industry to understood its content.

Her blog was a one-stop-centre between her-fans and her co-worker,corresponding via the comment box.
The respond was fast.No twitters what so ever then,but her assistant were there in split second waiting for instruction on the on going projects or witting teaching her films student about the finer points in film making via internetting.

Amazing women,making use the 'know how' technology rather that 'know who',in making quality pictures.
I followed her blog long enough till I managed to get 5 entrance passes on her very first premier and much controversial film'SEPET'.
Ted,one of her pupils managed to pull me through.I pass on the ticket as a marriage present to my nephew Ariff,Lin and both my girls Nana and Aliah.It was before Adam was born.

I was active and a regular to her blog.
You would notice some of my early writing was a reflection of her blog.
Comments made by some, sometime were off the line and sensitive.
Come from a multi ethnic society,the religion issues were at stake but she played her critics down well.
Her films leads to much controversial in a conservertive society of ours,
but I must say ,she's a class of her own.Her message clearly understood.

A pace setter,an inspirational for the new breeds,a phlithropist and a trend setter on her own right.
She's take criticism in strike and able to defence her work inteligently and diligently.There was once I propose to her,

'....mum,you should be a Senator by now,incharge of our Culture and Art Ministry.Your place is at Dewan Negara...'in one of the comment box.
nahhh...she's not instrested.

She was much into her work with passion and articulation.
Be it the PETRONAS Raya's,CNY or Depavali or X'mas advert,she delivered it with perfection and in harmony refelecting the multi ethnic preception of
'what Malaysia is' instead of 'Malaysia where?? !!!!

They didn't teach that in any Malay film production do they?
Love and devotion for Film making - As she once said in her blog in 2006

'we don't need "ART" for a few.
we don't need "Education" for a few.
and we don't need "Freedom" for a few.

True to her words,Art is an Education,art shapes a person inner feeling and art is a social tool to instill love for human mankind as was projected through her work, translating human desire to Love,Peace and Tranquality.

Her messeage was simple ie. ...........BE GOOD HUMAN !!

Moga Allah memberkati usaha mu Yasmin !!.Amin

7 das tembakan ke udara. !!!!!!!!!!!

hormat Panglima.........hormat.

Al.Fatiha.


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Suara mu merdu,
Creativitas mu anugerah.
Insipirasi segala anak Malaysia.
Kepatriotikkan dan semangat mu yang gitu tak pernah disangkal.
Ilmu mu mendalam.
Fikiran mu terang.
Minda mu cergas
Kebolehan mu tanpa batas.

Kami sedu
Kami kenal siapa kamu
Mata mu sentiasa menunduk tanda merendah
Ayat-ayat cinta mu
tanpa mengira warna,semua hanya hamba allah jua
Kami setia
Kami bangga
Kami meratap kesepian
kami hormat pengorbanan
Kami tatap bingkisan
Pulang mu menemuai Ya-Hakim,
pulang lah dengan aman
moga perjalanan akhir mu disinari zat Ya Haq.
moga 'Loh Mahfus' penyeri pengabadian.

Al.Fatiha

Allahyarhama Yasmin Ahmad
(1958-2009)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Prove....it Prof ?



When will our University be like this?
You talk the talk or talk the walk?
Never ending quest for knowledge.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

IKLAN KEKOSONGAN JAWATAN HAKIM MAHKAMAH TINGGI MALAYA, SABAH DAN SARAWAK

Suruhanjaya Pelantikan Kehakiman (SPK) dengan ini mempelawa mereka yang berkelayakan di bawah peruntukan Perkara 123 Perlembagaan Persekutuan untuk memohon
jawatan Hakim Mahkamah Tinggi.


Pemohon yang berkelayakan dan berminat untuk memohon dikehendaki mengisi Borang Curriculum Vitae yang disediakan.
Calon-calon yang berjaya akan ditawarkan bayaran saraan dan elaun seperti berikut:

a. Gaji (bulanan) RM17,754.76

b.Elaun (bulanan)
i.Elaun Keraian 5,000.00
ii.Elaun Bantuan Sewa Rumah 3,000.00
iii.Elaun Pembantu Rumah 2,000.00
iv.Elaun Khas Kehakiman 6,000.00

c.Elaun-elaun dan kemudahan-kemudahan lain yang diperuntukkan di bawah Jadual 1 dan 2 sub-seksyen 2(1) Akta Saraan Hakim 1971 [Akta 45]

Tarikh tutup permohonan: 31 Julai 2009.


Pengamal Undang-Undang yang mempunyai pengalaman lebih 25 tahun dalam bidang litigasi akan diberi keutamaan.

Semua permohonan hendaklah dikemukakan ke alamat seperti berikut:

Suruhanjaya Pelantikan Kehakiman
Aras 5, Blok Utara, Istana Kehakiman
Presint 3, Pusat Pentadbiran Kerajaan Persekutuan
62506 Putrajaya

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wakkkkkkkkkkkk.................apa ni ?

Are you self advertise public servant?
You know the law better then others?
How do you sleep at night?
Do you chew a cwewing-gum?
Ada bonus tak?

Boleh kah keadilan dan pengadilan dinilai?
Kalau boleh dinilai,apa indeksnya sebagai ukuran?

Naik parah.!!!!!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Extra Ordinary Abilities ....hmmmm ya ke YAA ??

yeap......they do have the abilities,Counselor Tuan Hj. !!! Here's the NEWS. Fast decision .... YAA? Very wise indeed.

See how agressive the new generation could be YAA ?
Probablly,Yang Arif need a FaceBook.com to find the real grassroots youth thought.

This is what the legal terminology the 'Inquistorial Legal System' I reckon.
Another appeal I wonder ?
Could you unshackle the schackles Yang Arif ?
All the Law student at all Law Faculty is observing the decision YAA !!

Another legal question Yang Arif?
Can the monach be impreach for wrongful decison made in his official duty.
Yes,as at it is now ,the answer is 'NO' according to our law.

BUT,Yang Arif,what if in the future, the err is so grave while executing His Mejestic official duty and it caused a great hardship to the citizen?
Probably,a new obitar on such an issue need to be address for future reference,YAA.

If,and only if the law said other wise,what would the remedy be?
For acedemic reasoning,history been refresh
King Edward V111
abdicate his throne for the love of Mrs.Wallis Simpson.
A gentlemen act indeed.

You the Wise one YAA.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Who Is Ras Muhammad ? - Riddim man Riddim



hmmmm....check this guy up.Link Here
Give him the pick and time another Iwan Fals in the making.

Riddim man riddim.You gonne dong kit man.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jom Naik Haji Tahun Ini Mr.President Obama !!

Jom naik Haji tahun ini Mr.President!!

Tag along our Prime Minister Najib and bring along the 2 MB's from our silver state and the Sultan as well

Hey,Mr.President did you know your step grand mum and uncle are going too this year ?

Here's the link.

I wanna go for the 2nd.time, Ya Alah.

Pray for peace Mr.

Money is dry man !!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Happy Day a Bit !!!



hmmmmm...a bit smiling faces.

Right....roger and what next ?

The law application was right Yang Arif.

Appeal,you may but till when will this game ends ?

Fresh Election the only answer.

The rakyat need to work lah YB?

And counselor Dato,pemakaian bahasa sewaktu ditemu bual oleh pemberita bukan 'beliau' tetapi harus merujuk kepada 'Pekenan Baginda'.

Gunakan bahasa yang betul Dato Counselor,tidak tertib merujuk Tuanku sebagai 'Beliau'

Adap Dato Counselor,adap !!

One of the subject and am sure all in the legal fractinity uphold is 'Legal Etiquette' inparticular in the language usage either in English or in Malay.

'Ladies glow'
'Gentleman prespire'
'Only horses sweat'

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Ugly Day

Ugly Day............. !!

Memalukan !!
Memudaratkan !!
Kanak-kanak menglihat perwatakkan kamu !
Kamu berperwatakan saperti 'samseng jalanan'



!!!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Pleased dont Ask Dumb Question and Give Pussy Answer YB !!!

Pleased lah YB.....dont ask question unrelated to the intrest of the Melaka people.
Two diffrent state with two conflicting set up.
State Assembly is a noble place.Help us,we help you.
Read here

Pleased lah YB!!
Concentrate on how to pump money into Melaka.
Irrelavent and related issue is out.

Money is dry man !!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This is no laughing matter !

I recieved a suprising mail containing some probably trail exam paper of our STPM boys.I have to edit the identity of the candidate and the good school from being drag to a major issue.
It was a while ago I wrote a short sinopsis on the topic.Heres the link

However,let me remind you the answer script does not come from my former alma,but that doesn't means there is none on the discovery channel !!
Be aware of that,Cikgu pleased !!

I am speechless,stunt by the write up answer script.
Yes,it was hilarious.
Probably,the exam was held on the April Fool's Day.
I leave it to the benefit of the doubt.
The exam paper was Sejarah (History).

The Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia(STPM) or HSC/STP during my days was the last bastallion before one enroll to a university or start a working adult life.
The paper consist of 2 paper.
Sejarah 2,that is History of Asia Tenggara ,Jepun and India and History 4 consists of Sejarah Islam dan Sejarah Islam di Malaysia or a student could opt.for Sejarah 3 thats European History.

A student has to pass both paper with a minimum C to obtain a principle pass.

Go ahead have a good laugh.
This is a real answer script from our Sixth Form boys back home down south.
As far as I could recall,getting a place in the Sixth Form in a fully govenment school are based on the over all SPM examination.and a student must perform reasonably well to be selected to be in the Sith Form.

But....how come there's an odd one in the class ?
I find it amusing and thought provoking.
Check,Recheck or rebounce.

Take it as a good rememberence of the yester years I reckon.
Me,I'm no perfect on my examination answer either.

For much better viewing,view with Picasa

Sunday, April 26, 2009

What !!!!!!!! Name a school after a Chief Clan !!!!!

I wonder whether naming a school after our fore father does bring good to our children.
Read the news.

Is Mr.Yap, a real philatrophist or only a story of from rag to riches?

I doubt it.What say you?

Why barking at the wrong tree, Mr.Ong?

Its a irrelevent issue.

hmmmm...........think about it !!!!.Prof.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Atas Nama


Ada diatas nama Tuhan, melecetkan Tuhan,
Ada yang diatas nama negara ,merampok negara,
Ada yang diatas nama rakyat ,menindas rakyat,
Ada yang atas kemanusiaan, memangsa manusia,
Ada yang diatas nama keadilan meruntuhkan keadilan
Ada yang diatas nama persatuan, merosak persatuan,
Ada yang diatas nama perdamaian,mengusir kedamaian,
Ada yang atas nama kemerdekaan,memasung kemerdekaan

Maka,
atas nama apa saja atau siapa saja
Kirimlah laknat kalian
atau atas nama aku perangilah mereka dengan
'kasih sayang'

Mestro Pak Idris Sardi

Monday, April 20, 2009

My 2 Able Young Ladies and Two Able Young Man.


Aimi Dear

When the going gets tough,the tough gets going'.
We can pleased people sometimes but not all the time.
Yeap,when we are in the acedemic world and far away from home,all sort of consideration came across our mind.
Be in command.
You are one brave young lady and I am proud of you.
Your consistent and determination since wee lad,shows the quality in you.
We love you and pray for your success.
Stay focus.

Nana,

Focus,focus and focus.Keep the violin in tune.
SPM 2010.
hmmmmmmmmm.......Physic,Add Maths and Bio pleased.
Medical Fac.pleased.

Abang,
You're almost there!!
Sharp,witty and be kind to fellow human.
Look each and everyone,eye to eye.!!
Dalam dunia kerjaya 'tikam dari belakang perkara biasa' !!.
Tabah dan pasrah.
Finally,get the most expensive leather shoes,pleased !.
Locke or Berret is a good pair.
It represent character.

Afly,
Your 'A' Level pleased.
Good Architecture School are really demanding.
There is always hope with determination,effort and persistency.

Papa loves you all.