Showing posts with label Witty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Witty. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Extra Ordinary Abilities ....hmmmm ya ke YAA ??

yeap......they do have the abilities,Counselor Tuan Hj. !!! Here's the NEWS. Fast decision .... YAA? Very wise indeed.

See how agressive the new generation could be YAA ?
Probablly,Yang Arif need a FaceBook.com to find the real grassroots youth thought.

This is what the legal terminology the 'Inquistorial Legal System' I reckon.
Another appeal I wonder ?
Could you unshackle the schackles Yang Arif ?
All the Law student at all Law Faculty is observing the decision YAA !!

Another legal question Yang Arif?
Can the monach be impreach for wrongful decison made in his official duty.
Yes,as at it is now ,the answer is 'NO' according to our law.

BUT,Yang Arif,what if in the future, the err is so grave while executing His Mejestic official duty and it caused a great hardship to the citizen?
Probably,a new obitar on such an issue need to be address for future reference,YAA.

If,and only if the law said other wise,what would the remedy be?
For acedemic reasoning,history been refresh
King Edward V111
abdicate his throne for the love of Mrs.Wallis Simpson.
A gentlemen act indeed.

You the Wise one YAA.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Red Alert - May Day-Mad Day Stock Market Crashing

Sod off...you're broke!!!!

Market world wide down and out.Read HERE

London Bridge is tumbling down,tumbling down
London bridge is tumbling down ,whole world would be the same.

Dump all the contras weeks ago.
Win some and loose some.
Up yours......mine ok!!!!!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Restaurant Gurkha


Captain Gurkha: '....makan dan minum sewaktu dan selepas pertempuran amat penting!!!.....
Askar Gurkha : 'I...I......!!!captain'



Askar Gurkha bila selesai tugas biasanya lapar dan sentiasa kelaparan.
Penoh restaurent,coffee house tak terlayan gurkha-gurka minor


In demandlah kata.....Tak tercapai kaki tangan tempat makan.Chef full duty 24 hrs.
Sebut aje apa mahu...!!!!!mertabak,Kari Kepala Jaws,Air Kecing beruang ada !!!!!!
Tempayan Teh Tarik disediakan.

Hati-Hati Askar Gurkha



*****AWAS*****

'Askar Gurkha Sedang Bertugas'

Friday, July 04, 2008

Attantu........yahooooooooo

Who do you think the picture represent?
Did find the link an intresting read.
That is my sifu.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Politik,Borelitik or Borektik - Pt.3



heeee........have a good laugh over the week-end.
Some clown.Its showwwwww.........time.
As an African proverb 'Lion on a sheep skin'
but some are right down honest and sincerely.
Lets do the post mortem after Sunday at dawn.
Its a date.Insyallah.

Name it!!
Cyber world and bloggers are here to stay.
Long live 'BLOGGERS'.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Dairy Bola


My sister Ade Junaidah in Jakarta email me an intresting dairy entry of an Indonesian couple dated 19/07/2007.

I shared with you all,her witty observation on the dairy content:
BUKU HARIAN ISTERI19/07/07
Rabu Malam.Dia bertingkah aneh. Sebelumnya kami berjanji bertemu di Cafe. Aku shopping seharian dg teman-teman, sehingga mungkin dia kesal karena aku agak telat sampai di Cafe, tapi dia tak berkomentar. Ngobrolnya nggak nyambung, jadi aku usul kita pergi ketempat yang agak sepi supaya ngobrolnya lebih enak, dia setuju tapi tetap diam dan berjarak. Aku tanyakan apa yang salah - dia jawab, "Tak ada". Aku tanyakan apakah kesalahan ku yang membuatnya kesal. Dia bilang hal ini tak ada kaitannya dengan ku dan minta aku nggak usah khawatir.

Dalam perjalanan pulang, ku bilang aku mencintainya, dia cuma tersenyum tipis dan tetap menyetir. Aku tak bisa menjelaskan perangainya sore itu. Aku tak habis pikir kenapa dia tak menjawab, "aku cinta kamu juga". Sesampainya dirumah, aku merasa kehilangan dia, dan seolah-olah dia tak menghendaki ku lagi. Dia hanya duduk dan nonton depan TV; dia terlihat jauh dan menghilang.....

Akhirnya aku putuskan untuk tidur. Sekitar 10 menit kemudian, dia menyusul ke kamar. Aku nggak tahan lagi, kuputuskan untuk menghadapinya dan menanyakan soal sebenarnya, tapi dia langsung tertidur. Aku mulai menangis sampai tertidur. Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku lakukan. Hidupku terasa kiamat...

BUKU HARIAN SUAMI19/07/07
Semalam INDONESIA kalah. SIALAAANN!!! Asuuu !!!

Compare to an entry made by a Malaysian couple.
Dairy Isteri 19/07/2007.
Tadi malam aku tanyakan padanya,
'Bang....boleh Bang....!dia tak menjawab.
Dia menarik selimut terus lalok.....
Dairy Suami 19/07/2007
Boleh.......MALAYSIA BOLEH KALAH TERUS.........!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Raya's Open House Questionairs !!!!

Yeah.....as usual the 'Open House'is on air again.
The 'Open House' trend catches up fast in past 20 years particular among the urban semi's and detached housing area.
Guest or unexpected guest arrive in various style.Not to mention the icons host will be expecting tons of guest arriving at their door steps.Thus,you will find the extra allowances given to our YB's and to selected Senior Civil Servant to cater for such occassion.

Shoulder rubbing,spinning,ear dropping and gossiping are common dominating factors to catch the current issues of the day, particularly if the resources comes from a prominent member.Rival and open house clashes are common.

So and so open house wah....got extra special.showlah ....a Belly Dancer and an Ghazal Partylahperforming.
Better than Mr.X house... so boring....Mr Y house got BBQ 'daging kuda you?
Well....what ever it is in the sprit of Malaysian togetherness is an honorable intention.

Beware folk you might be the unwelcome guest of honour on that particular day or most probably your presence would be the host worst nightmare of the year.
Ethic are to be observe and show.

Its the show of the year folks......so make sure you turn up decently dress and not with your season bermuda shorts and T-Shirt written 'I LOVE PHUKET' bought some 10 years ago but then if you purposely wanna be the 'clown of the day' than go ahead....be my guest.
Take my advise better dress in a sarong pelekat is better instead of a bermuda shorts and sleveless T-Shirt looking like you jes' completed a 300kg weight lifting from the gym!
The very least you tutup aurat beb!

Eating:hmmm.....don't wallop all lah...you might need an ENO later.

What to talk,any warranted or unwarranted comment? or just be a dumbo,
like Forrest Gump!
Buat don't know aje !

Host :Dah makan?
Guest : Dah.
Host : dah minum?
Guest : Dah.
Host : 'apa lagi baliklah?
Guest : #%&#@()!!

Unless your list of credential goodness me !!! shows you got impressive
string of Oxford or Cambridge U or Harvard with a First,like our neighbour minister,then it is better to shut up !!!

Believe me, those are the least known people shoving their accent in slight mieo....www..slang.What we call them "The Sloane Ranger."
Those are the people who know nuts about other people misery.
Take my advise.Let the devil does the talking!
Unless you want to be known as the best orator of the day,by all means go ahead.

To some hosts its Showwwww............time.
Probably you are on a mission to fulfil your mum wishes to wed you off immediatedly after Raya,then this is a good spot to check up for the lastest available in the market.Cash and Carry Agreement !!
Hmmmm......maka datok punyanya lawa kau!!!! tapi sopfisketot !!!

However,intresting issues raises during the first Hari Raya
The whole nation I suppose(only the concerned one) was dumb struck with our t.v's news at 8 pm on the main channel.
I am not too sure whether I heard it correctly but after a while I ponder, how could those pre production cast 'tergamak' mengeluarkan berita sedemikian on the first day of shawal?
(Kalau dah..... punya episod!)

First day of shawal beb...!.
God's forgive the sins of his slave on this particular day only if you are a believer.Tak masok akal betul !!

Anyway,political antedotes and good pantun always comes in handy at Open Houses gathering.Bahasa Kiasan will determine your level of social standing,either you are highy look up as a mad scholar or just any lame Mamat,Samy Mucho or Ah Chong.

So guys,for the first timer be prepared.You don't want to remembered as a 'Stoggers' don't you?.
Look sharp and have the b***s to stick up your neck out in name of honor.
Get a copy 'Adap for Idiots'Special Edition preparing for the big occasion.
Is there such a book? or if you are highly powered 'think-tong-tank' answer the questionairs given as a check list on your current knowledge based on our present political senario,before you embark to any serious talk at any Open Houses gathering you wishes to attend.
Least you know the level of your social standing among the crowd!!!

Happy Raya's Open House To All.

To all those siting for SPM/STPM examination 2006
Pak Tuo wishes you all the best.
Particularly my dearest Aimi.hmmmmm........

OPINION POLLS ON OUR PREMIER FITTING ACCORING TO AL-FARABI DEFINATION 15 CHARACTERISTIC OF AN IDEAL LEADER.

WHICH OF THE TWO ARE CLOSEST TO THE DEFINATION.
TIPS: JUST ASK YOURSELF AND TICK THE NUMBERS YOU FIND WHICH CANDIDATE BEST SUITED BY THE DEFINATION.CIRCLE OR TICK THE NUMBERS FOR YOUR PREFERENCES
No.1 for Pak Lah
No.2.for Tun
No.3.for Don't Know

a. Excellent understanding and
the abilityto quickly observe
and grasp what he is told.
1 2 3

b. Possesses the power to recollect
what he hears,reads, senses is not
forgetful.
1 2 3

c. Highly intellectual; can understand
the direction of a group from which
an idea is generated.
1 2 3

d. Eloquence, and ability to express
what is inthe heart.
1 2 3

e. Passion for education and seeks its
benefits for all citizens.
1 2 3

f. Must not tire easily and be
exceedingly patient.
1 2 3

g. Not greedy for food and drink.
1 2 3

h. Efficient and effective in
addressing the physical needs.
1 2 3

i. A lover of the truth and its supporters;
a hater offalsehood and its supporters.
1 2 3

j. Quickly recognizes duplicitous people.
1 2 3

k. Extremely generous, above stinginess.
1 2 3

l. Worldly wealth must not be a factor;
whether it is possessed or not should
be of no concern.
1 2 3

m. Loves justice and freedom.
1 2 3

n. Rejects oppressors and oppression.
1 2 3

o. Firmly decides the course that will
benefit society, despite intense opposition
1 2 3

Monday, October 09, 2006

A Minang Joke


I bet as any social group there plentyfull of jokes, witty one I mean to explain the social fabric of the society.
Yes I am 'Minang Murtad' but I am able to understand the conversation pretty well.
When I was growing up when arwah atuk converse to me in his thick minang accent I will aswer in Malay.

It happens to me now.
Two of my nephews are in London grew up there.They specks English as any English does with a slight accent.
Every time I phone I will conversed in Malay but he would answer me in English.
Lah.... terkena kat batang hidung sendiri sekarang.

Anyway back to a minang joke..see this guy complaining to his friend,

'keceliak mato..karajo..karajo hingapan malam
omak den kabari,apo karajo,
ni lallui mato karjo hingapan malam.
goyang..goyang kaki den kapiti sanggag diurang.

kapulang karumah si padusi manyo bara
piti bawok pulang.he......lah sipadusi kaceriak dilabur hai.

Its a joke about the gender domination of women over men in the society of 'Adat Perpatih'.

Well,bloggers you have to have that minang time frame to caught the hilarious meaning.

Anyway do share with me any joke about any anything from various race craddle.I do need any jokeor antedotes from Boyan,Jawa Pekat,Madura,Batak,Siam,Betawi and mind you, Betawi has awesome good jokes,Always about Pak Kiai or abot Pak Kiai Batawi pergi or pulang aji,even tha late Alahyarham Benjamin S himself a Betawian is as good as Bob Hope.His stand up comedy is class.Wish Aflin Shyki could pick up.
Anyone whom wishes to share, the line is open.
Ileave my email open and all are welcome.

Alfatiha to Allayarhama Seha.Such a pity her cute little daughter is alone this Hari Raya so do all the anak yatim piatu all over the world.Spare a thought to them is a noble practice.

Once a tickel thought wrote 'I love myself better when I laugh'.

Selamat berbuka.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

20 Dalils Why Dr M is a Real Malaysian Hero


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http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2006/10/20-reasons-why-dr-m-is-real-malaysian.html
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http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2006/10/masukan-bahasa-melayu-20-dalil-mengapa.html
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1. Whenever Dr M has an idea, an electro-magnetic pulse is discharged from his head, damaging all electronic devices within a 100km radius.

2. Dr M’s right hand is also his left hand.

3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless it’s Dr M. In that case, you’re on your own, sucka.

4. Dr M’s bush-jackets are made from real bush.

5. Dr M once went to hell. He managed to get elected as Prime Minister and organize enough funds to put out the fires and air-condition the damn place.

6. Dr M’s brain can be seen from outer space.

7. Dr M uses Cerebro as a pocket calculator.

8. Every night, Dr M smoothes out the wrinkles on his brain with a National iron set at ‘linen’.

9. Dr M once ‘out-spreadsheet’ Microsoft Excel.

10. When Dr M goes on a war of words, the casualty list would be equal to the first and second world wars.

11. Dr M never curses. If he did, a 1000-megaton thermonuclear explosion would happen.

12. David Blaine once performed his famous levitation trick in front of Dr M. Unimpressed, Dr M bought David Blaine, tied him to a string, and used him as a balloon for his granddaughter’s birthday party.

13. Dr M once had a headache. He went into a room and everybody’s head exploded.

14. Tornadoes happen when Dr M tries a new tongue twister.

15. Dr M uses only 0.05% of his brain. Any more than that, and another Big Bang would happen.

16. Dr M’s mouth is classified by CIA operatives as a weapon of mass destruction. NASA calls it a ‘World Killer’.

17. Dr M beats Gary Kasparov in chess with a single move – King to your ass.

18. Getting into a debate with Dr M is considered by all insurance companies as suicide. The man himself is classified as an ‘act of God’.

19. Dr M can combine to form Voltron.

20. Before Dr M got through with them, My Little Pony was called My Big Ass Dinosaurs.


Friday, September 29, 2006

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Advertiser and For Name Sake


aha......browsing the NST today I found this advert.
'Pisang Tanduk' - APHRODISIAC.

hmm..I wonder what Aphrodisiac is? and the answer ...
"something for the Willie and Sally"
you knowlah that one!
that make you smile when you wake up in the morning feeling happy.
Yalah !!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Take A Test Before You Decide To Be 'First Among Equal'

1.You are in a buffet (free or otherwise), do you

A.Pile your plate with as much food as you can carry regardless of whether you can finish them off
B. Pile your plate with only the expensive stuffs
C. Take only what you can consume
D. Take a doggie bag and bring home as much food as you can

2. You are driving your car during the rush hour and you are at the tail end of a long queue, do you
A. Stay in the queue
B. Move ahead, find a spot, give your signal and cut in
C. Cut in without giving your signal
D. Find a legal parking space and take the LRT

3. When manning a service counter, your mission is
A. To be as intimidating and unpleasant as possible
B. To frustrate customers until nearly your lunch time
C. To confuse as many people as possible
D. To serve everyone to the extent of going the extra mile

4. As far as your job is concerned
A. You are passionate about it
B. You do the minimum so that you don't get sacked
C. It is something you do to avoid staying home
D. It is something you do to get blind salary
5. Pursuit of knowledge is


A. A waste of time and money
B. A lifelong endeavour
C. Not as much fun as other pursuits
D. I do not know the meaning of pursuit


6. Books to you are


A. Sources of entertainment and enlightenment
B. Very expensive
C. Things I borrow and never returned
D. I will wait for the movie to come out


7. If you were a public official caught lying


A.You save yourself by lying further
B. You humbly apologize and face the music
C. You humbly apologize and resign honourably
D. You mumble jampis and wait to be sacked


8. On the LRT
A. You give up your seat to a senior citizen
B. You give up your seat only when the senior citizen hits you with his tongkat
C. You give up your seat only to pregnant ladies
D. You give up your seats only to ladies you made pregnant

9. If you want to show off your brand new expensive phone in cineplexes you
A. Get friends to call you every 10 minutes during the show
B. Call yourself every 10 minutes in between shows
C. Send videos of yourself via Bluetooth to everyone within range
D. Pay for slides announcing your acquisition of the said new phone


10. When your son/niece/friend/anyone asks you about, say, "nanotechnology" and you do not know the answer, you


A. Look it up
B. Look blurred
C. Look pained and insulted
D. Look at the fellow and ask for a simpler question

Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Judiciary and a Study in Independence - from Roger Tan article NST 2/4/06


A STORY is told about a newly inducted judge before whom a multi-billion-peso case was pending.

One day, a lawyer who was involved in the litigation visited the judge at his residence. Surprised, the judge asked, “What brings you here? Don't you know it is unethical to discuss pending cases outside the courtroom?”

“Your honour, I did not come to influence you. But if you will look outside your window and into your driveway, you will notice a brand-new Mercedes Benz which I have brought here,” the lawyer coolly said.

“That's even worse; you have come to bribe me!” the judge angrily blurted.

“Oh no, your honour, I am not giving you the car. I am selling it to you.”

“For how much?” asked the pacified jurist.

“One thousand pesos, your honour,” was the firm reply.

“In that case,” the judge calmly retorted, “I am buying two!”

This apocryphal story was told in jest by Filipino Supreme Court Justice Artemio Panganiban (now Chief Justice of the Philippines) in 1999 during a closing ceremony of a workshop for first-level judges.

Justice Panganiban went on to say: “My dear judges, ladies and gentlemen, that may have been told in jest. But it demonstrates the witchcraft and the indecent proposals with which members of the bench are tempted from time to time.

“Indeed, judges are subjected to all sorts of temptations and pressures - some brazen, some subtle, some direct, some indirect.

“Litigants and their lawyers are sometimes devious. They study the judge's profile, personality, family history and employment record in a spirited effort to find a weak point.

“Some resort to blackmail, some to political pressure, still others to friendship or kinship or even religious relationships.

“Many times lawyers are retained by litigants not because of their skill and brilliance in legal advocacy, but because of their judicial connections, fancied or real. “The ultimate question some litigants ask their counsel is not ‘Is my case meritorious?’ but ‘Do you know the judge?’”

Do such things happen here too? Let me avoid liability by not answering it but leave it to the individual reader – be you a judge, prosecutor, lawyer, litigant or a member of the public.

If, however, the answer to my question is in the affirmative, then indeed something is very wrong with the state of affairs of our judiciary which is supposed to be the fountain of justice and bulwark of our liberties.

Given then that Malaysian judges will also have to overcome such temptations and pressures, one often asks how and who do we appoint to that seat of justice?

As judges generally enjoy judicial immunity and removing any errant judges is a cumbersome exercise, it is at the appointment stage that is pivotal to ensure that only those who truly deserve this high office are appointed.

The reason, as one of America’s finest trial lawyers, Gerry Spence, put it so trenchantly:

“Who are these judges who wield such power over us, a power reserved for God? Who are these mere humans with the power to wrest children from their mothers and to condemn men to death or cage them like beasts in penitentiaries? Who possesses the power to strip us of our professions, our possessions, our very lives?

“They make law. They may take away your wife or your good name or your freedom or your fortune or your life. They are omnipotent. And the question is: To whom have we so carelessly granted that power? Are they the kind who would understand you, who from their experiences would know something of the fears and struggles you have faced? Will they care about you or about justice?”

Currently, judges are appointed by the King, on the advice of the Prime Minister after consulting the Conference of Rulers, and the Chief Justice if the appointment is to the Federal Court; the President of the Court of Appeal if the appointment is to the Court of Appeal, and the respective Chief Judges if the appointment is to the High Court.

The only appointment criteria to such high judicial office are contained in Article 123 of the Federal Constitution, which provides that the appointee must be a Malaysian citizen and for the 10 years preceding his appointment has been an advocate or a member of the judicial and legal service.

But these criteria are hardly adequate compared to those set by other Commonwealth jurisdictions because a judge holds his judicial office quamdiu se bene gesserit (during good behaviour).

Britain, for example, will have an independent Judicial Appointments Commission tomorrow under the Constitutional Reform Act 2005, doing away with the centuries-old practice of letting the Lord Chancellor make or recommend judicial appointments to the Queen.

In fact, the Bar Council has been advocating such a Commission for some time. While as a check and balance, the executive should continue to have a say on the appointment and promotion of judges, there also should be an independent body to make recommendations to the executive, otherwise judges will be deferential to the heads of the judiciary and, if appointed, will be beholden to their heads.

This may later give rise to accusations of judicial cronyism and sycophancy.

A fortiori it is also against the national interest if a powerful Chief Justice can get his friends appointed to the Federal Court who can then actually “legislate” from the bench. Therefore, the ability to stand up against any interference with judicial independence both from within and without should be the sine qua non to a judgeship.

In fact, I agree with Chief Justice Tun Ahmad Fairuz Sheikh Abdul Halim that judicial appointments must be based on merit, except that seniority should ordinarily be the prime consideration and if it is not so, it must be in exceptional circumstances.

As experience often comes with seniority, the Chief Justice was lauded for suggesting that only judicial officers who have at least five to seven years’ experience be allowed to sit as magistrates.

It is axiomatic that if many juniors are elevated, then that is as good as saying that senior judicial or legal officers lacked any merit when they were appointed!

To my mind, for juniors to leap-frog over their seniors, they must be exceptionally brilliant and capable judicial and legal officers. For example, do we check the number of judgments they have written and out of these, how many have been affirmed by the higher courts?

It follows that a body of persons such as the commission would be more capable of objectively assessing the suitability of judicial appointees.

We owe it to our nation and the next generation to ensure that only the best among the best are elevated. One may then ask what the attributes of a good judge are?

Justice Panganiban said the qualities of a good judge are encapsulated by four “Ins” - integrity, independence, industry and intelligence.

He also declared on the website of the Supreme Court of the Philippines to lead a judiciary characterised by the four ins and “one that is morally courageous to resist influence, interference, indifference and insolence” which is impervious to the plague of “ships” - kinship, relationship, friendship and fellowship.”

Has our country ever produced such a good judge? Of course, we have had many good judges who had borne true faith and allegiance to Malaysia, and who had lived up to their oaths of office in preserving, protecting and defending our Constitution.

Leading this group of legendary judges is none other than the former Lord President from 1974-1982, the late Tun Mohamed Suffian Hashim.

Many tributes and accolades have already been paid to Tun Suffian, who was undoubtedly Malaysia’s greatest judicial figure, and I say he passed Justice Panganiban’s four ins test with flying colours.

I recall these words written in my autograph book by my primary school headmaster:

“A good thing has its number of days and a good name will last forever.”

How relevant indeed, as a judge should always be mindful of the kind of name he will leave behind when he steps down. Suffian has left behind an unblemished name. Though small in build, he was a fine example of a towering Malay and, most of all, a towering Malaysian.

On April 28, the Tun Suffian Foundation will hold its inaugural fund-raising dinner to raise funds for establishing a Tun Suffian Chair on Constitutional Law, Tun Suffian Scholarship and Tun Suffian Research Centre at Universiti Malaya.

Malaysians, especially those who were associated with Suffian, must donate generously to the foundation. More information can be obtained from http://www.malaysianbar.org.my/content/view/2523/2.

It is no secret that the Bar is known for ostracising judges who have gone astray, but the Bar is also always the first to defend and honour judges who have stayed steadfast to their oaths of office as the guardians of our Constitution.

Suffian was one such judge. May he inspire many more in the years to come.

*The writer is a lawyer and a Bar Council member. He also sits in the Tun Suffian Foundation Fund-Raising Organising Committee

Monday, February 20, 2006

Joke For The Day


A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

How To Beat A Bully

How To Beat A Bully.

Have u heard the joke 0f Saydina Umar r.a.
It is like this,everyone knows how serious he was when executing and discharing his duties as a caliph.'there was a annual sports meet between kabilah during his reign,all the kabilah took part coming from various islamic nation.He arrive as guest of honor, sitting next to him was Khalid Ibni AlWalid.
Upon seeing group of men on the sight, there was one massively built masculine man from Hafshahi ie.Sryia now.
Big,black massively huge as to compare to his size.Something like the size of Badang I suppose.
Turning to Khalid Ibni Walid his brother in arms,Syadina Umar asked him
"..Khalid is that huge blackman, god is the same as my god........"
The question raise rouses among those presence.
Being the serious Khalifah witnessing and observing in detail the personality of his subject his comment had had everyone laughing
in stiches.Knowing fully well Omar is one hell of a no nonsense amir.

Yes my man,congratulation...face it.
Islam is ilm'alhaq over ilm'alyakin and ilm an'nas.
Look every one eye to eye and you will win. Insyallah.

Quoting Zora NealeHurston
"I love myself the most when I am laughing."